Me: Who would you say are your main influences both musically and lyrically? Tyler: I would like to say definitely alkaline trio. But in reality i play with more of a sound of the Late Kurt Cobain and Lagwagon mixed.Its just really rocky and sharp. Me: What can we expect out of Define Jamron in the year 2003, an album release perhaps? Tyler: Yes dfinitely, in fact we are starting a 4 song EP in two weeks, as well as looking for opporitunities to play out. The ep is called "Go ahead and puke Mr. Jack in the BOx" But ley's talk about the donnas. Me: Ok what do you think of the Donnas? Tyler: Are they not the fucking hottest band out there these days Me: They are indeed Tyler: especially the drummer shes a total babe Me: It is like Avril Lavigne with musical talent Tyler: But the singer is not bad either Me: She sure isn't Tyler: the bass player in very manly though, so she can just watch. Me: LoL Tyler: Ok whats next Me: Anyway, are there any bands you would love to go on tour with? Tyler: Well abtually there is a local band Called Legbone that totally kicks ass, but man any chance to play is a chance taken. Me: You are correct in your statement you get ten points. Tyler: kick ass, but john lets talk about fat people. Me: Ok Tyler: why do they sue mc donalds? Me: Because they can't read the signs saying how many calories are in the food. So they should sue their schools. Tyler: is it because they are too ingorant and fat to see they're own feet taking them in the building. and really why was i interviewd as the 3rd member from dj? Im way more interesting than patrick , plus i smell better ,ok im done raving, your turn Me: Green Day or Blink 182 and why? Tyler: Green Day. I listened to Green Day since i was a kid, and i think that they portray a more real world with problems. Me: I can't help but agree there. Tyler: and dirtiness. Not just quick chance to have fun But nothing aginst blink they still rule to Me: yep, What are the weirdest bands you listen to and what are they like? Tyler: Blink kicks ass because they still do the same thing no matter what stereotypical label people put on them, glad you asked man. My friends always make fun of me for listening to great death metal bands. Like Children of Bodom, Dead Blue Sky, cradle of Filth Me: Cradle of Filth is crazy as hell great thrashy metal though Tyler: they just have really interesting crude harmonies and melodies and some of they're guitar players are really talented dude you there? Me: Are public restrooms gross? Tyler: Yes definitely cess pools of bacteria Not cool Me: Are you into any other local bands, if so what are they? Tyler i really like Kill Jessica Fletcher, Kick me Katy,,Dead Blue Sky, and 8 Bit Revival Me: Didn't Kill Jessica Fletcher break up? Tyler: I believe so I work With Scott Weisman's friend and he said something about moving to Florida or something Me: Can you blame him with the crap weather we get here? Tyler: and way they saved St Patricks day 2000. No shit man, no shit, dont you hate the way the penis shrivels in the cold, damn, damn the cold. Me: Yeah Tyler: god damn the cold Me: Well it did keep us out of school the other day Tyler: but not the day after why because well Ohio sucks Me: Where do you see yourself in twenty years? Tyler: If i could see myself in twenty years, man id be scared. But honestly i plan to be in Long Beach Cali, surfin and fishin every day not to mention playing music Me: What are your thoughts on the president of this country? Tyler: George Bush is a good man. I wouldn't want his job. I just don't want give him money that's all. But i fell like finally we found an average citizen in office insted of a superficial rich bastard smeared in talcum.Fuck manufactured leaders dude. Me: What are your thoughts on the war that may be waged in Iraq? Tyler: Bring it on communist supporting bastards, war is really stupid and sucks but sometimes on the road of life we need to kick a little ass to get some messages across to ignorant people. Me: What 3 CDs, by different arists, would you take to a deserted island? Tyler: Alkaline Trio-Goddamnit Children of Bodom-Follow the Reaper
Epitaph-Punkorama 7 Me: What supplies would you take to this island lets say 5 of them. Tyler: 3 Gorgeous girls, one guitar, and a bottle of tequilla Me: Are there any bands or genres of music you can't stand? Tyler: I can stand Good Charlott or however you spell they're nam theyre singer is gonig to be kicked in the eye by me. Me: I want photos Tyler: you can have his eye Me: cool, Is sellout a fair term? Tyler: just kidding you sick bastard. umm no Me: why? Tyler: if selling out is paying the bills and getting rewarded for the countless hours of work you have produced, then selling out is something we all want to achieve. mean am i right? appy days is on ,kick ass Me: if I were in a punk band and the only way to pay the bills etc... was to write a pop record I couldn't bring myself to do so just for the sake of having money. Tyler: Define pop: popular Me: Backstreet Boys was what I meant in this case Tyler: lots of people like you, no man seriously, you are puting on labels Me: but yes pop is just popular music that everyone digs Tyler: cut the labels bullshit i didnt dig beackstreet boys but i dug blink 182 Me: I wouldn't change my style to the latest trend to make money, how about that? Tyler: you cant jsut like a band because they are not mainstream. No of course not but if you stay consistant and people adore you, the hell with it enjoy it Me: Yeah, that isn't selling out though that is busting your ass to get somewhere. Me: Do you have any sideprojects outside of Define Jamron? Tyler: well im trying to convince du into starting just a two member group i call Adult17. But it would only be for fun. No man im not in anything else, dude arby's is sooo good Me: And my final question, what are the biggest problems facing the youth of America today? Tyler: the biggest problem facing the youth. Getting too worked up over too much little shit. Life is way too short to not take chances, or shoot a girl for leaving you. Sometimes we need to sit back and go damn that sucks, oh well, if it was meant to be, it would have been. Learn and go on. Love those who love you and forever Enjoy the good stuff. Party On
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