Vern: Vern
Crosby...songwriter...guitar maker
upper....bass rifferizer...God
Me: And what does the other Lobster
Tickler do?
Lloyd: we need make music fun
Vern: they just play what i want
em too, dig?
Me: Alright cool, so what bands do you guys see
as influences?
Vern: influence? influences are for
the sheep...the people who need to be
influenced. Influences are for people
who cant make up their own songs
without trying to steal other peoples
music
Me: Anyone else want to follow that?
Lloyd: no comment
Me: So what do you guys do when
your not making music
[at this point Lee exits the
room hes a softspoken guy]
Lloyd: when im not makin music im
usually beating it, it gets me in the mood to
write more music
Me: You must be really good at
beating it...... I mean writing music.
Lloyd: yes...yes i am
Me: So what are your social lives
like?
Vern: shit i just write music...girls
beat it for me, girls hear the music and
they come to me
Me: Any bands you guys can't stand
here locally, and why?
Lloyd: this interview is over vern
u take it from here, peace
Vern: shit all of em! shyftid 56 cuz
they cant spell their own goddamn name
right! PVS because that dude jumps
around like he needs riddlin , the
adversaries because they think theyre
so sweet when all they are is a rancid op
ivy wannabe band
Vern: and does anyone even like
rancid anymore i mean come on?
Me: I listen to Op Ivy more than
Rancid
Vern: hey rancids good
Me: What are your favorite local
bands?
Vern: none of em, they all need to take notes
on the lobster ticklers
Me: What is your favorite song to
perform live?
Vern: we dont need to perform live
Me: What can we expect from the
Lobster Ticklers in the future?
Vern: expect the unexpected, dig?
Me: yeah, so what issues do you think
are bringing this nation down?
Vern: local bands like the ones on
your site
Me: You guys are on my site
Vern: the lobster ticklers arent a
local band because we are more on a
national level
Me: Alright, worst band ever, and why?
Vern: we dont play local shithole
clubs like some of these other
bands...venues come to us
Vern: worst band? any band that
isnt us..its that simple. most bands cant
write,except for Iron Maiden and
Depeche Mode...those are the only
good bands around.
Me: Andrew WK or David Lee Roth
and why?
Vern: both because they are both
rock gods and will live on forever.
actually take that back. DLR is getting
old and AWK will never get old,ever, its that simple
Me: So, do the Lobster Ticklers have
a CD on the way?
Vern: this interviews over...go
interview shyftid 56 or something.im not
listening to this crap? a cd on the way?
of course there is...get a life